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cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

hotclog:

when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crushimage

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nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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Hello it’s my birthday!!!

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

"you should act more your age"

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these-times-shall-pass:

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