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odd-future-wolf-haley:

when someone you don’t like starts talkin’.

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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sorry:

Friends upload selfie: 

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Me uploads selfie:

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omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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